Starclucks

What is Starclucks?


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A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being

loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and

their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.

The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be

seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.

Their conversations can be heard over the din of their

free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on

parenting or complaining about their husbands.

MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"

David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's

a Starclucks here."

See mom jeans, whale tail, sea cow tail, starbucks, milf


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