Starfish Baby

What is Starfish Baby?

1.

when a parent of a child (usually aged 2 months-2 yrs. old), straps their kid onto the front of them with one of those "baby carriers", resulting in the child looking extremely uncomfortable with their arms and legs sticking straight out... like a starfish.

christy: "look at that poor starfish baby!"

noah: "WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST CARRY YOUR GODDAMN CHILDREN?!?"

See infant, toddler, neglect, uncomfortable, funny
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