Startled Gecko

What is Startled Gecko?

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.

she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

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