Startled The Witch

What is Startled The Witch?

To drastically fail at some task or activity. syn. screw the pooch, shit the bed

Bill: My cake turned out terrible!

Lisa: Yeah, you really startled the witch on that one.

See fuck up, screw the pooch, shit the bed

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