Stat Weaving

What is Stat Weaving?

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

Nataliosis

1. A highly contagious illness, Nataliosis is when someone says that they are leaving the current conversation, when really they are sittin..

Killing Midgets

1. To masturbate. To spank the sausage. To poke the florescent monkey. "I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was..

Relaxing In The Gentlemans Way

1. Masturbating "Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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