Statustician

What is Statustician?


1.

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.

Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!

See status, facebook, myspace, popular, annoying

2.

definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler

my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:

perpetually single

serial monogomist

hopelessly co-dependent

3.

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt

bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

See bob


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