What is Statustician?
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Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
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definer of the status quo a.k.a. relationship labeler
my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent
3.
one who is concerned about their status
fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician
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