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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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A two-dicked watermelon.
Wtf? its a recognition!
Yeah man, do something!
I got a gun
(bang)
Ew i got recognition guts all over me
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A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.
"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."
See lady, shr..