What is Stealth Mode?
1.
the act of doing certian things quietly/slowly/very suddle or "under the radar" in order to keep your actions from certian others. It is pretty awesome if you do it right. It can save you from a lot of unnecessary stupid shit. It often involves a shitload of white lies or "closing the eye on aim"(being online, but people dont know until you IM them) but who gives a shit anyway as long as you keep away from the person your avoiding.
There are many kinds of stealth mode. There can be a stealth mode burp (this often works really well if your at your girlfriend's house eating dinner with her fam and you feel a burp but you hold it in by holding your tonsils back and letting it go as if you were just breathing out rather than belging and looking like an asshole.. another stealth mode can be "getting into the plane and its not even there" which can be various things like closing the eye mentioned above or just simply turning your phone off for a cerian period of time, and if she has a problem with it just turn your phone on to send the text "get off my fucking cock bitch" and turn your phone off right after.
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2.
To change from using your work email (which is probably being monitored) to an internet based email account so that you can continue emailing without being detected.
'Lads, my work email keeps blocking that romance picture you keep trying to send me, I've had enough, I'm switching to stealth mode to continue the
banterage '.
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3.
Involves moving across the office in utter silence, utilising a deadly efficient walking method where you feet hardly touch the ground.
People can't see you move when you use Stealth Mode.
"One minute I was alone in the cubicle, then Bilbo Bog was in there with me staring at my genitals."
"He must have used Stealth Mode"
4.
when a male has an erection in a public place or in the presence of his immediate family members - for the sake of himself and his youngest cousin, who is five, he must hide it in the most nonchalant of ways by pointing the tip of his member to the sky, nestled between his belly and boxers/briefs, so he can walk around without sticking out too much until junior gets soft again at which time he will be able to go on the slip and slide for the third time
man 1: hey, number 2, what's it called when you have a boner at the park and you hide it by touching the tip to your belly?
man 2: stealth mode.
man 1: riiight!!! stealth mode.
a mom: what the shit are you talking about?
man 1 & 2: baseball
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5.
n. the mode that you are in when you turn your headlights off on your car because you're about to do a drive-by.
n. the time when a girl's titties are erect.
Daym!!! Look at that chick in stealth mode!!!
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6.
To make yourself an invisible pervert.
Where's Bilbo - has he gone on Stealth manouvers again. Aahhh! somethings proding at me scrotum!!!!!!
7.
To act without being seen.
To creep.
To act in a pervy way.
JC has activated stealth mode! Quick! Lock up your children!
