What is Stealth Munter?
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A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.
"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..