What is Stealtherbate?
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To masturbate and hope your roomate(s) don't know you are mastrbating. This is usually done after lights out or in the bathroom.
Garrett: I have a boner but there are three other guys in the room.
Bram: Why don't you just stealtherbate?
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The act of being extremely content with your current situation.
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