What is Steam And Cream?
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The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
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To show one's vagina.
She gave me the one eyed wink.
See one, eyed, eye, wink, one eyed wink..
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The most dreaded STD of all time...a combination of all possible diseases. Can only be contracted from the dirtiest whores in the world..
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When something is totally trashed or dirty.
Jerry: "Dang! I got mud all over my new shoes!
Someone took a shit in my oven!"
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