What is Steam And Cream?
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The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
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