Steamy Martha

What is Steamy Martha?

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First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.
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