What is Steph?
1.
Irish slang word, used mainly in Longford, to describe a girl as beautiful as she is elusive, that will have her victim distracted to the point of writing poetry for her.
Can also be used as a verb.
Guy #1: Hey man, you gotta forget that Steph, she's got you well messed up.
Guy #2: I wish I could but I'm totally Stephed.
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2.
A girl who lacks the confidence in herself to believe when people tell her that she is beautiful that they really mean it.
"You are beautiful"
"No Im not!"
"You are such a Steph!"
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3.
To be so drunk you cannot walk or talk, just flap around like a fish having an epi fit.
Wow, sarah was sooo drunk!
Yeah, she was pulling a proper steph!
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4.
the other woman or third party in an affair
Synonym: cunt
Antonym: friend
"Yeah, Steph is a bitter bitch with some heavy karma coming her way."
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5.
A word used to describe a slutty, gonnorhea infected, compulsive liar. Known to have a "i have a vagina, you have a penis, lets get it on" attitude.
A steph: Hi
Random guy: Hey
A steph: i have a vagina
Random guy: i have a penis...a very small penis.
A steph: meh its still a penis, wanna ride?
Random guy: yeah, i lost my virginity to a mechanical bull so i have no standards anyway.
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6.
a girl that loves the colour
look at that steph girl over there
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7.
A village bicycle, everybodys had a ride.
That girl was a bit of a Steph
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