What is Sternomasturbatiod?
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A variation of
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!
"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"
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Random Words:
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Fanny pack. Also can be used as a proper name to describe someone wearing said pouch.
Guy 1: Nice dick pouch, douche bag.
or
Guy 2:..
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a state where a person is unable to carry out normal daily activities due to the lack of tubesteakfilling up a vertical bacon sandwich.
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