What is Steved?
1.
To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.
Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night
Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner
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2.
getting drunk and not getting layed
dude, that kid got so steved saturday night. He threw up on the girl he was macking on and went home alone.
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3.
When you are beond whipped by a member of the opposite sex. Your significant other could blow a guy right in front of you and you would apologize to her.
Man, he can't even have girls on his buddy list yet she posts pictures of her hooking up with other guys!? He is SO Steved!
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4.
to get high on an hourly basis.
to be stoned, baked, high, anything involving drugs.
i am SOO steved right now.
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becoming so enraged that you punch holes in your neighbors wall or break rocks with your bare hands, may also include blacking out.
that foo got steved than a mufucka and punched my mom dude!!
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6.
Termination of an product or feature, especially if it's uneconomical or should be obsolete by the time. The origin is from Steve Jobs's return to Apple as interim CEO (and later permanent iCEO).
Floppy drives, SCSI, and legacy serial ports were all steved with the release of the original iMac. Apple-branded printers, Newton PDA's, and Easter Eggs within the Mac OS were also steved.
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Also a term known by Apple Macintosh users. Refers to Apple's CEO Steve jobs, canceling a project in the company .
The Newton division got "steved" right after Steve Jobs came back to the company. He has never been happy with the newton PDA division.
