What is Steve-jitsu?
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Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.
Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!
Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.
Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*
Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*
Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.
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