What is Sticky Bruce?
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A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.
A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.
The tightest man alive.
Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"
Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"
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Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.
Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.
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to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind.
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