What is Teenstache?
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A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.
That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.
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The money you pay after a divorce for a vagina that you no longer have. Varient of Alimony
Why should a guy get married and risk paying..