Sticky Keys

What is Sticky Keys?


1.

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.

2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people

Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???

Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost

Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!

...

Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!

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2.

when your keybord gets old you may have lot of typeos this can also be caused by male porn surfing

the end result may look like this bk insted of book or booooook

I have a hand me down keybord with alot of sticky keys

See tom

3.

To spunk on your keyboard whilst watching internet porn and getting a bit overwhelmed.

Guy One: Dude, what happened to your keyboard?

Guy Two: Oh, sorry. Got sticky keys.

Guy One: Ew.

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4.

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

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