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The total amount of time one can manage being on the phone with someone.
My phone stamina is roughly an hour.
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Affectionately taking a dump on the windshield of a lover's car.
My girlfriend left me a freshly-baked Denver Brownie while I was ..
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to wreck a public bathroom with foul smelling feces
Stay clear of the front hallway ... someone decided to go berzerk at work.
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