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What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.
I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked lef..
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..
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Jimmy's Cat from Phish's song "Harpua"
who's been hit by a comet, sucked into the depths of Hell by the vibrat..