St0nedpenguin Edit Meaning

1. when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load I got a zipper poper on your mom last night. See jiz..

1. The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower Steve woke up with a morning gloryso took matters into his own hands ..

1. The auspicious day when the supreme being Jod came into existance. The scripture say he was born out of an eternal flame that burned wh..