What is Stockley?
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A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.
You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"
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When you put someones nose in between the cheeks of your ass and fart, usually when they are asleep or passed out at a party.
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When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
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