What is Stockley?
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A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.
You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"
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Random Words:
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1) A great rimjob.
2) A generally awesome green or garden salad.
That girl was so kinky, yo. She licked a dank salad before I fucked ..