What is Stockley?
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A person who wants to do good but does not quite make it. They arrange gatherings in town and tell people that there are going to be loads of people there with lots to do. Once you arrive you see him by himself usually in or heading towads Sainsbury's.
You say "You Stockley" or "You really Stoklied this haven't you!"
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Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.
Last night I hung out with ..
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When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.
I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot ..
