Stoltzed

What is Stoltzed?


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A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."

Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

See stoltz, crew, rowing, professional, athlete


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