Stomach Cpr

What is Stomach Cpr?

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An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.

The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.

See drunk, beer, passed out, puke, alchohol, party
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