What is Stomach Cpr?
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An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.
The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.
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A satisfying shit whereby the job is completed easily and completely.
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a person who goes into the football drill, and doesnt know what to do, or just doesnt pay attention.
grant munday sat out all practice,..
