Stomach Mop

What is Stomach Mop?

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

Titty Master

1. Simply a man who is the master of the titties, by grabbing them, owning them, etc. A man who can make the girl have sex with him on com..

Henry Wrinkler

1. the Fonz in a nursing home. can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles. "you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"..

De-ta-de-nese

1. the language of a stupid person who don't know what the hell they're talking about. the talker don't understand, and neit..

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