Stomach Mop

What is Stomach Mop?


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Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.


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