Stomach Mop

What is Stomach Mop?

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

Jarret

1. Usually a tall, hyper, friendly guy who loves Capri Sun. Loves to play basketball and hump while defending you. Guy 1: Stop Jarreting M..

Irish Math

1. leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs. Seamus relied on Irish math to: a.)provide the correct n..

300 Pound Club

1. Pertaining to a class of weightlifter who succesfully lifts a sum of 300 or more pounds either at-once or cumulatively. Typically, a hig..

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