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A used sanitary towel.
I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.
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At the stroke of midnight, when the sexual smeagols (Lord of the rings) come about and prance nakedly before your eyes and urniate in yo..
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Software that reports your internet usage to someone else. (E.g. your boss, your wife, your pastor) See an example at covenanteyes.
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