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n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.
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An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than..
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The best NHL player ever, so good that Crosby cried because Crosby wanted to be the best on his team. Better than Gretzky and Lemieux.
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