Store Monkey

What is Store Monkey?

A term used by Head Office staff to describe fellow staff that work in their corporation's many outlets.

Generally these individuals have a lower IQ than the head office staff and struggle to see the bigger picture

Head Office Employee 1 "I took a call from Store 871 this morning, man did he go on and on about the new promotion"

Head Office Employee 2 "thats all you need to start your day, a moaning store monkey"

See store, restaurant, worker, burger flipper, corporation, employee

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