Store Security Agent

What is Store Security Agent?

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?

2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

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