Store Security Agent

What is Store Security Agent?

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?

2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

Roofle

1. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with Bruk. I stuck my Roofle inside Bruk's mother. See roofle, roofl, etard, atard..

Lolem

1. basically means : laugh out loud even more. internet freaks use this.. no offense see: lol a: i fell off the chair because of you! b..

Quickstyle

1. fast,quick. man, that hoe is freakkin quick syle. See paco 2. to do something in a fast manner. Ted: how can i go out to watch a mo..

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