What is Strafford Uglies?
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Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.
Don't go
camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to getraped by those Strafford Uglies.
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