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When you piss or spuge in a coffee cup or mug of a co-worker, dump it out, and put it back where you found it. Taking a picture of the w..
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Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on..
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When a man or woman needs more foreplay to make it happen captain. If you know what I mean.
It would have totally been better if I wasn..
