Straight Up Merk Edit Meaning

1. A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect. After being derided in the locker room for his limp..

1. A close friend who, in the event of your death, will remove any and all embarassing personal items from your home you do not wish family..

1. Similar to locovore, a locoholic is someone who buys and drinks locally-made beer exclusively. I used to drink Sam Adams or Stella Arto..