Straighterade

What is Straighterade?

a beverage that allows individuals to feel heterosexual desires. Commonly offered or spilled on gay people, or people acting gay.

He just really doesn't like boobs... we should get him some straighterade.

See haterade, gay, beverage, homo, spill

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