What is Straighttown?
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Any area known for being the residence of a preponderance of people of the heterosexual persuasion. Often a drab, dreary part of town. The word was made famous by a now-classic episode of the "Ellen" show in which Ellen DeGeneres and her friends make a treacherous excursion to Straighttown in order to buy a lounge chair with a cup holder on it.
Ellen: "We have to go down to Straighttown tonight."
Patrick: "Why on earth would you go down THERE!?"
Ellen: "Where else are we going to find a lounge chair with a cup holder built into it??"
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Pretentious and retro euphemism for shlong, wang, cock, unit, tool, pole, bone, rod.
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a girl with a big booty, or someone who has big thighs.
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The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
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