Strap Me Edit Meaning

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1. A platform upon which one lies to masterbate. Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?" Amelia: "Fucks sake I be..

1. A helpless feeling of panic and rage brought on by the steep learning curve associated with Documentum. My templates are not associated..