Strategic Paraplegic

What is Strategic Paraplegic?

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Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

See lazy, immobile, sitting, tired, slovenly, Vince

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