Strategic Paraplegic

What is Strategic Paraplegic?

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.

Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.

See lazy, immobile, sitting, tired, slovenly, Vince

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