What is Stratford Teeth?
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Having teeth of a neon white colour, bright enough so as to blind one if one were to stare too long. Stratford teeth are commonly caused by living in Stratford, Ontario and consuming the fluoride-spiked water.
Dominic lived so long in stratford that his teeth became a thermonuclear weapon. Thus, he had Stratford teeth.
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Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.
Dan: fuck i hate school
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Ghostly pale skin due to too much time in front of a computer, not enough time outside.
Most commonly seen in junior investment banker..
