Straw Marriage

What is Straw Marriage?

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.

-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?

See straw, marriage, marrage, drinking, drunk, black, wedding

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