Stray Dave

What is Stray Dave?

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.

Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.

Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

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