Stretching The Michael Edit Meaning

1. A place full of pure dafty chumps. 'Don't be a chump be a champ''. E.g Benwell, is a 'serial chumpdump', ..

1. An "add shag" is when you deliberately add a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, if you're into that...) on a social..

1. The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal. No way, she's over 40! She must've hit he..