String Salmon

What is String Salmon?

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

See feminine, hygiene, bathroom, tampon, restroom

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