Strive For Five

What is Strive For Five?


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1.) How Mike miraculously attempts to masturbate five times in one day.

2.) Wegmans' encouragement to strive for five servings of fruit per day.

1.) "Mike, does dust come out of your dick at the end of the day?"

2.) "Hey kids, Strive For Five servings of fruit per day! Here's an apple."

See masturbation, jacking off, dick, hand, fruit


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