Stuckey's

What is Stuckey's?


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An odd chain of gas stations and souvenir shops that flourished in the 1950's, became exceedingly unsavory in the 1970's and somehow continues to exist today in 20 states.

Stuckey's is "famous" for its Turd Bird sculptures and gigantic fecal Pecan Logs.

Hey honey, we're low on gas. Should we fill up at Stuckey's.

You bet! I'll grab a famous Pecan Log and one of those amusing Turd Birds for grandpa while you pump 'ol Bessie full of premium petrol!

Ha ha! I wonder which one gramps will eat first!

Oh, you!

See gas, grandpa


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