Studying Edit Meaning

1.

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

2.

a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.

I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit

See Jo

3.

A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets.

Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world.

See study, dying, teacher, student, corruption

4.

Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

See interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming, procrastinating, studying, study

5.

what you're avoiding right now

you are avoiding studying right now

See school, procrastination, work, study, not

6.

The act of looking through facebook bumper stickers.

Mom: Are you doing your homework?

Kid: Yeah, I'm studying.

See procrastinate, evil, fun, hell, lie

7.

What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

Mom: What are you doing up there?

Kid: I'm studying *wink* *wink*