What is Stump Monkey?
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A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
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a piece of folded paper you wipe up and down you nose,
and let your dinnerlady eat after.
" Come on Guacky! dont you want too eat..
