What is Stump Monkey?
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A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
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Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication t..
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a little piece of Ernest Borgneign's left ear lobe
My little sister can sure be a fumu machoo once in a while
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Screwed, fucked, had sexual intercourse with, etc.
After we left the bar, I took her home and slammed dick to her, than went to Jim&..
