Stump Monkey

What is Stump Monkey?

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A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

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