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Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Templewithout the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).
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Have sex with a girl for the first time from behind and when you are about to cum, smash a champagne bottle over her head.
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The land of my youth, the winter of my discontent. A sad place where all the kids got knocked up, killed in drunk driving accidents or h..