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1. The act of cranking one off while taking a shit. The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time...

1. A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies. See also Boffer, Pie masterFat Pastie Look at that fat pie merchant! Shut..

1. To excell in the positon of goaltending in ice hockey. (NOT SLANG) "I feel i played pretty vesatoskular" "He's an ..