What is Sub-ham, Minus Ham?
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A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
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Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.
When..
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If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?
I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. ..
