What is Subpenis?
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From the root word subpoena. The act of informing an attractive female that her naked presence is requested at your domicile. It is mostly applied to hot undergrad sorority girls by 1L law students.
Tom: "What did you do in between torts and contracts?"
Bill: "Hugh and I were sitting by the lunch room trying to subpenis some hotties for tonight"
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A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.
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