What is Sub3ru?
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mainly found outside of recreational sporting goods stores and in the parking lots of state parks, these vehicles are usually old & beat up station wagon types with empty cargo racks on top and empty dog gates in the back. Nobody is ever certain what the purpose of them is, but the owners are very possessive.
I love driving my sub3ru. you just wish you were cool enough to drive a piece of shitheap car and still be cool... oh yes, indeed. so if you ever want to try being that cool we should trade cause my car is all about being that cool....
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